Welcome to Joe's home page!!!!!!
NAME:Joe Cordi
BACKGROUND:ITALY
FAV PLACE: FRIENDSHOUSE WONDERLAND WWK DAVE N BUSTERS PAINTBALLING
FAV MUSIC:PUNK ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GC GC GC GC GC GC YAAAAAA ELIZA GC GC GC GC GC GC GC GC
YOU KNOW UR ITALIAN WHEN....
1. You have a Nonna who feeds you 24/7
2. You eat Sunday at 2:00pm
3. You know wutt a riceball really is
4. Ur car has a green, white, red bow wit a horn attached to the mirror
5. Christmas Eve...Onli fish...
6. Favourite slow songg....Ti Amo
7. You have a chain...cross and horn
8. You have a dumb nick name like
9. "fuhhgetaboutit"
10. John Gotti is ur role model
11. You luv nutella...anytime...
12. Ur Nonna's meatballs are the BEST!!!
13. Rete Italia is the onli radio station you know a 14. You eat zeepolis everytime you go to the festas
15. You alwayz Dress to Impress
16. You alwayz gotta be wit he boyz...or gurlzzz....
17. You alwayz gotta have a new clean pair of adidas
18. You luv Gucci, Prada, Armani...juss cuz their ITALIAN
19. Your Fav. movies are The Godfather, Goodfellas, Bronxtale, The Last Don and you live by them
20. Guyz gotta respect their woman...Or else...
21. You have been hitt wit a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you by ur mother or nonna
22. For all you guyz...ur mummy is numero uno
23. Pasta, pasta, pasta everyday
24. You recycle beer bottles to store the next years worth of salsa
25. Ur Nonno'z vegie patch has every known vegetable that exists
26. Your Nonno or father owned a Valiant at sume point in thir lifetime
27. Toto Cutugno rules!!!
28. You attend 5 weddings, 5 engagements, 5 baptisms, 5 confermations and 5 communions per year
29. You eat gelato wen its 5 degrees
30. Kids at school used to tease you of the smelly salamy or mortadella sandwiches
31. The kitchen cupboards are full of orange bessemerpots
32. The family car has been booted from the garage to make way for thefamily Sunday lunches where at least 30 ppl attend
33. Panettone goes down hard every Christmas and Easter
34. Sambuca is the equivilence of water
35. There are at least 2 or 3 fridges in the house
36. Soccer is the onli sport you follow
37. Your house is full of Bomberini n sugar almonds
38. Your live for ur fathers sausgaes
39. There is at least a Prosciutto/or salami hanging from ur garage
40. There is a picture of La Madonna and/or Gesu Cristo hangin in every room in ur house including the garage
41. You alwayz eat at home first b4 u go out and eat
42. There is at least a barattoto in the house of either olives, funghi, pepperoni, or melanzani
drowned in oil
43. You own at least 1 ITALIAN jersey
44. Ferrari is ur dream car
45. RAI International is the onli channel on ur tv
46. Your father owns 30 properties...and....
47. U Laughed all through this becuz u know its TRU...
ELIZA, HANES, COCKROCH JAY
DARRLY, MARKS,ASHLEY KAY
DANIEL MISS YOU GUYS!!!! ALOT
ROCK OUT!!!! LOL
CATLIN LMAO U WERE HILLARIOUSE
U MADE ME LAUGH THE MOST LOL
WALL LMAO N MARTIN LOL ADAM
JESSICA I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
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